Me every autumn equinox
*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
burger king gonna kill us all
how weird is the thought that some of the biggest days of our lives haven’t even happened yet
so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fuck*curtsies*
Panda cake plz
my ride is here
When you realise you’ve had one too many..
I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SIX THOUSAND YEARS