Lo Que Sera...Sera

i swear i get uglier everyday

via selfie--queen · originally by mammamoon

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

via selfie--queen · originally by callmeoutbro
irresistableness:

This is so relevant right now.

irresistableness:

This is so relevant right now.

via fatitalianbroad · originally by bratzs12345

dallasstarsfangirl:

youngharrisonford:

when u think u see someone hot but then realize they ugly

image

chances are that this was actually happening

via selfie--queen · originally by samgamgeez
#LOL
#me

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

via skylaaa · originally by blastortoise

missmoodyblue:

rlyhigh:

versaceslut:

YAS: A Trilogy

the gays: a trilogy

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

via skylaaa · originally by versaceslut

Today is the anniversary of The Simpsons first appearance on television.

On April 19, 1987, “Goodnight” was aired on The Tracey Ullman Show.

Happy Birthday, Simpsons!

via fatitalianbroad · originally by springfieldusa
via albionswarlock · originally by theonqreyjoy

yocalio:

"If the novel has a theme it is that of survival. What makes some people able to come through catastrophes and others, apparently just as able, strong and brave, go under? It happens in every upheaval. Some people survive; others don’t. What qualities are in those who fight their way through triumphantly that are lacking in those who go under…? I only know that the survivors used to call that quality ‘gumption.’ So I wrote about the people who had gumption and the people who didn’t.”  — Margaret Mitchell, 1936

via yocalio

Let me give you some advice, bastard.

"If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."
— (via tyleroakley)
via fatitalianbroad · originally by adimaho
via cutoffmypride · originally by butthorn
booriful:

Perf

booriful:

Perf

via neigh-ture · originally by marcalcock
via fatitalianbroad · originally by jadethemerman